Why

Hello!

Grabs big cup of milk with tail accidentally spills it noo

It spills into the honey on the floor

Creating a DEADLY CLAY MEDICINE FUN!

I panically sculpt jade harley

Stores clay jade harley in pocket

I'm funny
@noCat:3™/NonEgbert ®™, newgrounds/ceo of home depot, me, funny!

And my brother @flogornborn, nowhere, doesn't do much,
is NOT funny
But... fun
Probs!

Were reading HOMESTUCK
Named my newgrounds and linkedin after it!!
Also my company
I, @nocAt:3©/nOneeGbert™®, guess

My brother @Flogornbon, has a variety of INTERESTS!!! Meow Nya Mow
A few are

DOING THE BARE MINIMUM,

NOT CARING BEING UNCREATIVE,

THINKING THINGS ARE DUMB And NOT PERSONALLY DOING THEM,

Like favoritism, so he hates everyone, Equally!

HATING BEING COMICALLY STRONG, BECAUSE THEY THINK "IT IS DUMB THAT EVERYTIME THEY PICK UP A GLASS OF MILK THEY CRUSH IT."

NOT CARING ABOUT BEING JAPANESE And having to use my creation!! GOOGLE TRANSLATE,

BEING ON CALL WITH ME READING HOMESTUCK WHILE NOT CARING ABOUT MAKING HIM DOING THE GIRLS,

SPEAKING LIKE THE TROLL WHO TALKS IN ALL CAPS WHENEVER SOMEONE MENTIONS HIM BECAUSE "IT IS MILDLY FUNNY."

ME PLAYING THE "BETTER SUPERHERO THAT GAVE HER ADVICE". THEY DO,
Probably
...Ironically

So, there we was! I, @noNegbert®™/nocat:3©¢/, newgrounds-- I'm bored

I'm going to act like my brother sometimes LOL

Hey flogonborn, troll that speaks in all caps!!!

I see flogornborn saying I SURE MILDLY LIKE COOKING.
JUST AS MUCH AS THE 9 HOBBES I HAVE, HAVE.

FAVORITISM IS DUMB.

I watch as flogonborn rapidly gets closer to me

WHY DID YOU TYPE THAT, SISTER.
I AM NOT MAD, MAD.
JUST.
CONFUSED.

So the BEST READER EVER!!! can get the full viewing experience!

OKAY.
SEES.
SUPERHERO SISTER THAT SHARES ME FOOD, DOING SOMETHING, SOMETHING.

I'm tripping on the pavement trying to catch a burglar--

I hear flogornborns watch go off, plays the UNFUNNY, japan yooooo sound

They say, OH. SORRY.
EH.
NOT REALLY.

WORK SHOULD APOLOGIZE.

I watch flogornborn walk to work

They're a doctor!

Uh
So
I was on page 2227 of homestuck!
And I saw the
Jon egbert stand on thing scene!

(picture of jon egbert standing on a thing below)

I get so excited about stuff!

I started breaking everything in my room

This is what I presume it looked like......

: : 3

A CEO superhero can dream of having two pairs of eyes, OKAY!!

And, it dawned on me, @nocaT:3/noNeegBert™™™™™™™™™™™™™™

I had something wrong with me

After 20 minutes of drooling and breaking everything in my room! I realized I had something wrong with me

I realized it

So I stopped drooling

I tried to call my brother, the doctor

I couldn't find my phone!

So I picked up my brothers... but it was soo heavy!!

But
Instead of bringing my brother to me!
I said nyehhh why don't I bring me to my brother!

And drove in my car, and smoked a fat cig

I should stop

I finished my driving, and fat cig!

I remembered where my brother said he worked at, room 4, but he said it quietly, because he liked doing the bare minimum... Laaazyyy!!

So I didint hear where the floor he worked at was...

I checked floor 1, nope

Climb up stairs

Floor 2, nope

Someone recognized me as the CEO of home depot though!

Would've... liked it if they recognized me from newgrounds but it's OKAY!!!

Climb up stairs, trip on specifically the 3rd, my crystal clear memory is mostly useless

But thankfully, I catched myself! Phu-yew!

I realized there was an elevator the whole time

HA!

I decided to start from the highest first, because
Uh

At the top floor

I checked room 4, nope

Headed downstairs, tripped, again on the 3rd step

But... I didint catch myself

Broke my ribcage!!

I fell, to the third to last floor

I crawled! To room 4

Don't worry BEST READER EVER®™!

I've been through worse

Like the recognize NOT NEWGROUNDS thingamajig!

And there he was...

He INSTANTLY recognized what was wrong with me,

I got the infamous pneumoainsisidossajak9sio!
How could I forget

He also told me that he left pills for this, and called me DUMB.
HOW COULD I FORGET!!

But going home would take too long... and I would... Blegh...

The only fix was... me feeding the DEADLY CLAY MEDICINE FUN! jade harley

I stored in my pocket

Since it has
Deadly in the name

This forum is dedicated to my brother!

Please donate to my charity, I started

The pneumoainsisidossajak9sio education act!

Thank you

For reading